Monday, March 19, 2007


I do find the M&S adverts cloyingly annoying.

'This is not just food. This is M&S food'.

So, I couldn't fail but laugh my head off when my sister told me about the labels amongst the ham on Saturday. 'This isn't just torture. This is M&S torture'.

Apparently, my mum was trying to screw them up and my little sister wondered whether she should tell someone they'd been sabotaged.

I'm just disappointed she didn't take a picture with her phone.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Fishy business

The two men in front of me at the fishmongers Applebee's Saturday morning spent £54 and £46 respectively. I felt something like the poor relation with my £7 piece of smoked haddock. But hey, were their dinners as nice as mine? They'd be hard pushed to better the smoked haddock with cream and broccoli we demolished.